Here’s a line I sometimes toss out to faux bitchy girls glibly assuming I’m just another chode waiting to polish their pussy pedestals. As far as asshole lines go, this one is lethally penetrative of girly egg-bunkering egos.
The line is most effectively deployed on girls who are playing that “I’m too good for you” flirty game that is common among many prime hotties. You know the type. She’ll tell you, in so many words, how much better she is than you, or how you fall short of her standards in this or that way. It’s irritating, but also promising, because girls generally don’t bother with these sorts of vanity games unless they feel a pulse of attraction.
GIRL: “We could never date. You’re too short/tall/old/young/into your job/full of yourself/etc.”
THE COCKENING: “Great. You sound annoying anyway.”
DROP THE SHRIKE. I’ve yet to have negative blowback from saying this to…
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