If your body language resembles the pose of the male in this photo, and the girl you’re with looks like the woman in this photo, end your date immediately because you aren’t getting any.
Ouch. So much beta in one snapshot. A summary of what he’s doing wrong:
- leaning forward
- clasping hands (merchant-style) and blocking the view of his crotch
- downcast gaze
- looks like he’s apologizing for farting
And her autonomous “get away from me you lazy-eyed psycho” reaction:
- leaning backward
- arms and hands blocking vagina viewage
- retreated into corner of couch to maximize physical distance
- looks like she smelled a fart
Remember the cardinal rule of pickup: FLIP THE SCRIPT. You will get sex if you are the chasee and…
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